Need Money? Just Call George Soros!

-Phone rings-
George Soros: Hello?
Al Fraken: Hey George. It’s Al. Just thought I would update you on what’s going on over here. And you know I could use some more money. I hope I’m not putting you out by asking?!
George: Oh Al. No worries I just talked to Al Gore. We were thinking of throwing you a dinner party. How’s Thursday in New York sound?
Al: Oh that’s great! I can totally make that. But George could I maybe get an advance on that. You see these recounts- Apparently I have to pay the lawyers for watching these people look at this guy named Chad. I haven’t met the guy but he sounds pretty confusing.
George: sigh that’s a hanging Chad, you know like in 2000?


At the moment the count stands with Coleman having a 215-vote lead over Franken. But as Minnesota law states that if an election margin falls below 0.5% there has to be a recount. So now the lawyers have been drawn on the three counties that hold the best numbers to recount and could decide the election. Hennepin, Ramsey and St. Louis counties have the ability to really mess with the numbers in the senate if Coleman wins the seat over Franken.

If you haven’t heard the Democrats need 60 seats to be able to pass most legislation and to break filibusters with no resistance at all. But in order to get those two seats they have win in Minnesota and the run-off election in Georgia on December 2nd. So with the help of George Soros whose main goal aside from getting George W. Bush out of office is to legalize Euthanasia, decriminalize and liberalize drugs, and is currently dumping large sums of money into funding many foreign causes.

Now what’s the connection between George Soros and Al Fraken? Money. Soros has been funding Franken and other Democrats through his Democracy Alliance group. And to top it all of Soros has invited Al Gore to help him host a Dinner for Franken’s recount efforts. But I’m sure it’ll be a fair, clean recount even though Franken has 2,100 volunteers assisting him which a sizable amount are attorneys.